The verdict is in. You are
Every crew needs balance. You’re the Badge — send this to the coworker who never came back from the tables.
From the field guide
Habitat
The expo floor, the vendor mixer, and the club, “for networking.”
Diet
Booth coffee, mixer wine, and one expensed steak that did most of the heavy lifting.
Distinctive behaviors
Wears the lanyard to the nightclub. Drafts the LinkedIn gratitude post at the gate. Great week of learning.
Natural predators
The coworker who never came back from the tables, and Monday.
Conservation status
Migratory. Returns annually whether he wants to or not.
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