Habitat

Buffet lines at opening, pedestrian bridges he has pre-mapped, and the fountain rail twenty minutes before showtime.

Diet

Comped coffee, granola bars from home, and one scheduled prime rib he has been talking about since March.

Distinctive behaviors

Narrates the Bellagio fountains. Reapplies sunscreen on a timer. Knows which bridge is closed for maintenance before the hotel does.

Natural predators

None. Predators respect him.

Conservation status

Thriving. Every group has one, and every group knows exactly how lost they would be without him.