The verdict is in. You are
Every crew needs balance. You’re the Foodie Pilgrim — send this to The Guy Who’s Up. He could’ve had the omakase.
From the field guide
Habitat
The chef’s counter, and a reservation app at midnight, 62 days before anyone else was thinking about dinner.
Diet
The $187 omakase, espresso martinis, and zero slot pulls.
Distinctive behaviors
Photographs everything before eating it. Says “worth it” unprompted. Treats the supplements menu as a personal challenge.
Natural predators
Ninety-minute waits and the phrase “market price.”
Conservation status
Flourishing. The only species leaving this town with a positive expected value.
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