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From the field guide
Habitat
A rented suite with five occupants, the exotic-car rental lot, and the bottle-service rail.
Diet
Veuve, split five ways.
Distinctive behaviors
Posts Tuesday’s Lambo on Sunday. Calls an Uber for 800 feet. Refers to the suite as “my place.”
Natural predators
The statement cycle.
Conservation status
Financially threatened. Spiritually invincible.
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